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Joke of the Day - The Grounding Cord Exercise and 8 Other Ways to Ground and CenterDinner Date

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 01:56 PM

As we develop along the path as healers and magical practitioners, we find that certain tools enhance our practice immeasurably.
Today's category: Mistakes
Dinner Date
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"

"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."View hundreds more jokes online.
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