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Psychiatrist's Christmas Carols... I can relate, and so can I.

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Posted 23 December 2005 - 01:57 PM

A Christmas Carol for every Psychiatrists' Diagnosis...



Schizoprenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.........

Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obessive Complusive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

ADHD -- Hark the herald angels sing ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little town of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter wonderland one foggy Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don't want to switch to Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.

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Posted 22 January 2006 - 12:41 AM

That is a good one, and I hate to say this, but I do know people that fit a lot of it and would say the same thing. Weired and strange, and scarry if you think about it.
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Posted 22 January 2006 - 03:07 PM

:blush: I think I can relate to the "Dementia" catagory the best... All through the Christmas holiday I was freezing my tail off and dreaming about and wishing I was back home in Southern California. It's kind of sad, but funny too, this little joke would be the perfect description of our family Christmas party! :huh:

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Posted 22 January 2006 - 04:54 PM

Thanks "Doc", those were funny.

Alcoholic: "I'm Drinking on a White Christmas"

Al-Anon: "Co-dependant, so dependant, yes at holiday time...."
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Posted 26 February 2011 - 10:28 AM

the song that i think most psychiatrists relate too was the Schizoprenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

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